Do Not Bore the Art Monster - az

Do not bore the Art Monster. He likes to help fix one's artistic issues.

sketch - work in process. 

Art Monster: 

Here is a project that involves sculpture. Something new for you to do.

Artist: 

I hate sculpture. 

I do not do sculpture. 

I enjoy doing my two dimensional work. 

Art Monster:

Sounds more like 'won't do'. 

Anyway, you are stuck in a rut. 

I don't want to see another drawing.

What about the pottery class and welding class you took?

Seems like sculpture to me.

Artist:

 I am drawing my two dimensional art. Don't bother me. 

Art Monster:

I have signed you up for this project due in the fall involving sculpture. 

You have two choices: you can embrace your inner sculptor or embarrass yourself. 

Artist:

I love sculpture. Look, I made a pedestal for the project. 

The first of many steps of this sculpture project. Pedestal made of card board and corner protectors.

I have found embracing my Art Monster is easier than to silence him. If silenced, he tends to make me buy shoes. A lot of shoes. He tends to conspire with Life. Life is a sarcastic muse. Never say 'I am bored' to her. Otherwise, she will give you amusing and not so amusing challenges in your life.